Assisting Judith Hanson Lasater at SF YJ Conference 2012

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th, a lucky day for me. After work, I’ll be on a bus and a plane heading to San Francisco, where I’ll assist Judith Hanson Lasater at the San Francisco Yoga Journal Conference.

Here are the sessions I’m assisting. If you’re at the conference and we pass by each other, please say hi. Or better yet, come take a class with Judith, you won’t regret it.

The Mysterious Sacroiliac Joint: Anatomy and Asana

Saturday, January 14 — 10:30am – 12:30pm
Therapeutic / Continue Your Education / Mixed Levels

Many yoga students suffer from sacroiliac pain, which interferes with forward bends and twists. We’ll study the anatomy and kinesiology of the joint, and then practice in a way that can prevent problems. **This class has been approved by American Council on Exercise (ACE) for 0.2 CECs.**

Restorative Yoga

Saturday, January 14 — 3:30pm – 5:30pm
Therapeutic / Mixed Levels

Explore the theory and the practice of restorative yoga.
Props are essential to this practice. Bring at least three blankets, an eye cover, a strap, and, if possible, a bolster. The more props, the more relaxation.

The Shoulder: How to Open, Strengthen, and Repair

Sunday, January 15 — 10:30am – 12:30pm
Therapeutic / Mixed Levels

We’ll learn the basic principles of the rotator cuff through a presentation of the anatomy and kinesiology of the shoulder. We’ll then focus on poses that open and strengthen the shoulder joint. **This class has been approved by American Council on Exercise (ACE) for 0.2 CECs.**

Janet MacLeod Workshop Recap

I live really close to Tree House Yoga, an Iyengar yoga studio in Shoreline, a suburb adjacent to Seattle on I-5 North. This past weekend, Senior teacher Janet MacLeod came up from San Francisco for a workshop, and though I had never worked with her before, I came to see what I could learn from her.

Janet immediately put me at ease with her smile and Scottish humor. She told us stories from classes she’s taught, like when Mr. Universe came to her class all oiled up, and classes she’s taken, like the time she was in a really small class with Geeta Iyengar, and Ms. Geeta “seemed to be everywhere I turned to”, which kept people on their toes (and heels) because, as Janet put it, “usually you’re in class with 800 other people, and you can get away with a thing or two.”

Her jokes made me temporarily forget that I was working really hard. We were in variations of Upavistha Konasana for what seemed like eternity, her instructions for Salamba Sarvangasana put me in the most hardest shoulderstand I’d done yet, and I could barely maintain a seat with Jalandhara Bandha for Pranayama for any respectable length of time.

One thing Janet said that’s stuck with me is about the asana and our resistance: “When you’re doing an asana, there’s always a part of you that resists, that doesn’t want to do it, so you have to work with that.” She said that this is a theme that Prashant, Mr. Iyengar’s son, works with a lot.

This reminds me of an article I recently read about some truths and myths of being fit, in which the author, Daniel Duane, learned from rehab specialist Kevin Brown that: “Somewhere inside every man’s body, there’s a weak link, a weak muscle waiting to fail.” Kevin Brown’s job, working with world-class athletes, was to find the weak muscle, and of course, make it strong.

How true is that for some other things in life too. Sometimes the resistance is more, sometimes less, but it’s always there. For me, waking up at 5 to go to the gym is a daily negotiation. Meditating at least 15 minutes every day? Another struggle. Creating? Designing? Writing in my blog, or writing anything? Pulling teeth. Wisdom teeth.

This is like, some sort of sign for me, who’s constantly working with things like writer’s block and designer’s block and yoga blocks (ha!). The work is clear, in Asana, Pranayama, and in matters off the mat: there’s always something resisting, how can we figure out what it is? How do we work with it?

Seattle Yoga News – The Inward Journey with Felicity Green at Two Dog Yoga

This weekend I’ll be doing a workshop with Felicity Green at Two Dog Yoga in the Lake City neighborhood in North Seattle.

I was all in when I heard that Felicity was coming, because I know that she’s one of the handful Iyengar teachers with Advanced Certificates, and I can learn a thing or two from her.

Then, seeing my long to-do list growing even longer in recent days, I told myself that “something’s gotta give”, and decided to forgo the workshop. A part of me kept second-guessing this decision, and, as if to help me out, I came across what neuropsychiatrist Peter Whybrow called ‘American mania’ from the Figuring Out Fulfillment blog:

“How many of us feel mandated to read every email as it arrives in our inbox, or check our work voicemail as soon as the light turns red? Stop, the light announces; you must check me before refilling your coffee cup, before proceeding with your life.

How many of us tell ourselves the anxiety we feel is normal and that an inability to cope with it is a personal failure? How many of us live to fulfill a list instead of ourselves, hoping that if we can just keep up, just maybe we will earn a few minutes to sit in tranquility and escape, if only in our minds.”

Well, that hits home.

So, I will make time to go see what the inward journey is all about through the 5 koshas. From the Two Dog Yoga website:

Yoga is a process of learning about ourselves: “Svadhyaya”
We start of by learning about our muscles and bones: “Anamayakosa”
We learn about the effects these bodily actions have on our physiology: “Pranamayakosa”
Now we go deeper to feelings, thoughts and emotions: “Manomayakosa”

To do this we take Patanjali’s Sutras, the wisdom of yoga, to explore these deeper aspects of Pranayama, the Yamas and Niyamas the ethical suggestions of how to live our lives more peacefully with awareness.

Join us on this journey of asana, pranayama, philosophy and self-reflection.

Felicity Green is a Senior Iyengar Yoga instructor and has over 30 years of experience teaching worldwide. Originally trained as an Occupational Therapist, her years of study with B.K.S. Ieyengar in India and Swami Radha in Canada have greatly influenced her style of teaching. She blends a clarity and precision of instruction with warmth and devotion, taking the physical and spiritual practice of yoga to a deep level of attention.

Iyengar teacher Felicity Green. Photo by Steven Horn, stevehorn.net

Iyengar teacher Felicity Green. Photo by Steven Horn, stevehorn.net

George Purvis Workshop Recap

George Purvis was in town at Taj Yoga last weekend, and I hung out with him for most of it, except for skipping out one afternoon session to go to my friends Kristel and Mikhail’s wedding.

George is a long time Iyengar teacher and is my teacher Theresa Elliott’s mentor. Though he’s been coming to the Pacific Northwest regularly every year. I only got to meet him last year, and ever since then, I had made sure that I come to at least one of his workshops once a year.

How do I describe George? I can’t. He’s completely offbeat and laugh-out-loud funny, which is a cover for his crazy and precise instruction on asana techniques. If you have ever had a “bad” experience with an Iyengar teacher, or if you have a preconceived notion that Iyengar yoga is some sort of deranged beat down of your yoga ego, you are in for the surprise of your life. George is more down to earth than Australia.

Humor obviously makes people relax and makes them more open to listening to what yoga has to offer them. It promotes a certain level of open-mindedness and relaxation. I think of humor as sort of like shaking out the muscles of the brain. – George Purvis, Yoga Journal interview

As one of the senior Iyengar teachers in the United States, George has played his part in the upbringing of many prominent yoga teachers. “But, I’ve never heard of him,” you say. Well, it’s possible that he, from my understanding at least, seems to lay low and away from the lime light. It’s also possible that it’s partly due to his health. He was diagnosed with cancer in 1999 and has had surgery and extensive treatments since then.

Anyway, during the workshop, we got to hear stories about his two mentors, Ramanand Patel and Mary Dunn, and of course Mr. Iyengar. We got to work on our peroneus. Oh boy, did we get to work on our peroneus.

The one thing that’s most striking to me about George is his dedication to teaching. I can’t quite explain it to you in a way that reflects how I experienced it, but I was so moved by how he just wanted to… well, teach. He gave all of himself to making sure he answered our question, and, as he was running late to catch his flight home, he was still explaining things and adjusting people with one foot out the door.

Hey George, thanks. See ya and your cowboy boots next year.

George Purvis, courtesy of http://www.clearspringstudio.com/

George Purvis, courtesy of http://www.clearspringstudio.com/

Transform T – A Shirt for Haiti

Tonight I found out that YogaDork was running a t-shirt design contest to raise money for Haiti, and I immediately opened up my Photoshop program.

I knew exactly what I wanted to do.

Back in early November, I submitted a design to a Yoga Journal contest for a freebie to a YJ conference, and I used then a concept that rings even more true and has even more meaning now. The concept is the word transform, written alongside of the pose utthita parsvakonasana.

Let me give you the back story.

Transform – Not Just For LifeZoid Robots

When Judith Lasater came to Seattle this time last year, it was the start of what would be a long term relationship of my studies with her. At the start of the first day, she rung her tingsha bells, slowly at first, and then with increased speed and volume, fast, faster, loud, louder. When she stopped, you could still hear the echo of the sound filling the room.

Judith explained that the ringing of the bell was a call to action, and the speed signified the urgency. We need to do our practice, now more than ever, she said. Our practice is not a location, it’s the intention. It’s something you can do 24 hours a day. “We change the world by this practice,” Judith stated with such strong conviction, and I was speechless and motionless (both extremely rare occurrences for me, and if you know me personally, you’re probably nodding and smiling right now).

“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears” – Bob Hope

My understanding of Judith’s statement is that we change the world by this practice because we change ourselves by this practice. We are, as MJ said, “starting with the man in the mirror.” One way of changing something is to transform it. And so, change = transform.

The root word trans means across, denoting the idea of movement, of bringing something from one place to another place. To me, that’s what our practice is meant to do, to help us transcend conditions, to transmit what TED would call “ideas worth spreading”, and to transport whatever Good Stuff we get from the mat into the rest of our life.

Form, literally, is what we work on when we do the yoga postures, it is what we work on when we assume the meditation posture. Form is our attitude and state of being, as in bad form, good form, off form, and on form. Form is the natural world, as in landform, and ourselves, as in life form, or true to form.

So, transform, to me, is bringing that which we practice and putting it in good use.

Connecting – Not Just For Getting Online

What about parsvakonasana, what’s so interesting about that?

Utthita Parsvakonasana, or Extended Side Angle Pose, is a pose I work on pretty much all the time. This is true for a lot of other poses as well, but I have a story of how I learned to love Parsvakonasana.

For the longest time, I thought I had to bend down as low as possible and reach something across the room. Needless to say, my form was pretty god-awful. Studying with Theresa Elliott fixed a lot of it, and then the light came on when I read about the meaning behind Utthita Parsvakonasana in Judith Lasater’s book 30 Essential Yoga Poses.

“The diagonal line created by the arm, torso, and leg symbolizes our connection from Earth to heaven and heaven to Earth.” – Page 49, 30 Essential Yoga Poses, Judith Lasater.

Ohhhh!

So, it’s not about reaching for some vague thing across the room, I’m reaching for something above. Whenever I practice this pose, I think of this first eureka moment, and I check for the outer edge of my back foot reaching for the earth and my arm reaching up, which (this is for all my Iyengar peeps out there), helps me open the chest-pit and the armpit.

You see, the symbols are everywhere here: extending, connecting, etc. If we really want to beat this horse some more, I can go as far as saying that by helping the Haitian people, we are providing support. Where their Earth rumbled, by giving tangible things, like money, we give something solid for them to get back on their feet.

Finally, the trans and form lettering are in the colors of the Haitian flag. To me it’s a subtle way of supporting the cause and remembering it when you wear it without shoving it in people’s face that you’ve done something good.

Okay, do you wanna see it?

I transformed (ha) a picture my friend Ben took of me at Village Green Yoga. My form is not perfect, so all you, ahem “Nerds“, please refrain from using “tape measures, slide rules, sextants, the Global Positioning System, and possibly even a measuring device that uses the decay level of cobalt-52 to measure the positions of the subnuclear particles lurking deep within my pose.” (Thanks, YogaDawg, I never get tired of that line).

Nikki Chau in Utthita Parsvakonasa, photo by Ben Schiendelman, shot at Vilalge Green Yoga.

Nikki Chau in Utthita Parsvakonasa, photo by Ben Schiendelman, shot at Village Green Yoga.

And here’s the design:

haitiyogadorkshirtfrontback

So, that’s my story. It is way too late to consider it being “late” right now. It’s getting towards “early” territory, and I can hear the early birds outside. I’ve stayed up almost the whole night, but that’s a first-world problem. There are many people in Haiti who have probably stayed up for much longer and will stay up for a while longer still.

I have stopped reading the news, which seems to talk more about the politics of aids than anything else. And while the world bickers on how fast, how much, where, when, who, how, why, human lives continue to suffer and perish. I am discouraged by it all, and though I’m no Arjuna, at times, yes, I do feel like putting down my bows and arrows (er… you know, my iPhone and MacBook Pro) and become overwhelmed with sorrow. So, thanks YogaDork, for this contest, to give me a kick in the pants, to say, “fight, Arjuna”. Tonight I felt the urgency, and this was my call to action.

The deadline is this coming Thursday by dawn (like, this time, probably), so I have some time, and if you have any suggestions on the design, please let me know.

Thanks!

Studio Profile – Taj Yoga in Seattle

As some of you might have read in my previous post or newsletter, I am, to put it lightly, “friggin’ stoked” to be teaching the Intro to Yoga series at Taj Yoga, a studio directed by Theresa Elliott, who’s also the co-director of Pacific Yoga Teacher Training, a Teacher Training program that’s in its 13th year and counting.

The studio is peculiar and may be very different than some of the more “traditional” yoga studios (for lack of any better and more accurate description). So, here’s a primer on how to get to, and find Taj Yoga.

Taj is on 14th Ave NW between Holman Road and 95th, 2.5 miles north of Green Lake, 5 miles south of Shoreline, 3 miles east of Northgate, and a stone’s throw from Ballard.

It is easy to get lost or miss it if you’re looking for a standalone building. The studio is housed in the old Crown Hill Elementary School building, owned by Small Faces Child Development Center. It’s the home of several movement programs, including ARC School of Ballet, Wassa Dance, and the Crown Hill Arts Festival. It’s also going to be the new home of Seattle Gilbert and Sullivan Society, one of the oldest performing arts organizations in the Seattle area.

What does this mean to you if you come do yoga at Taj? You might be passing by young performers in tutus; you might hear the distant sounds of drums or piano down the hall as you walk in, or basketball, volleyball, or bagpipes and Irish dancing in the gym. It all makes for a very lively and joyful environment.

Here’s the front of the building, on the corner of NW 95th St and 14 Ave NW. There is parking all alongside the building, as well as on the left side and in the back. It’s also accessible by bus #75 on Holman Road NW, bus #15 on 15th Ave NW, and bus #48 on NW 85th St.

The front of the Old Crown Hill Elementary School building

The front of the Old Crown Hill Elementary School building

Here’s what you’ll see when you walk in. Straight ahead through the door is the women’s bathroom. The men’s is to the right down the hall.

As you walk inside the Old Crown Hill Elementary School building

As you walk inside the Old Crown Hill Elementary School building

Taking a right, you’ll see the office for ARC Dance. Walk down the hall for about 50 yards, and Taj Yoga will be on your left.

Taj Yoga is down the hall to the left

Taj Yoga is down the hall to the left

Inside, there are cubby holes for your belongings. There are mats for use at no charge, blankets, blocks, straps, chairs, foam blocks, balls, bolsters, etc., lots of toys and tools to facilitate the learning process.

Inside Taj Yoga

Inside Taj Yoga

I look forward to seeing you here!

Meet Bob the Skeleton!

My teacher Kathryn Payne said that every yoga studio should have an anatomically correct human skeleton, and I cannot agree more.

Honestly, for a while, I avoided looking or touching Slim, the skeleton at Taj Yoga where I study, because … ahem, don’t laugh, but I was really scared of him, or I was scared of all skeletons in general. (Alright, let the “skeletons in the closet” jokes start coming…)

My understanding of what’s happening in the body, not only just in terms of the Asanas, but also Pranayama, has increased greatly since I got over that fear and started looking at Slim the skeleton, not  pictures or videos of his bones, but really looking and examining the skeleton in real life. When I studied Experiential Anatomy with Judith Lasater this past summer, she brought in a life-sized vertebral column, and I will never forget the experience of seeing how the facets are arranged in each section of the spine.

Since I started teaching yoga, I’ve found myself in many situations where I just wish I had a skeleton to show the specific bone I’m talking about. So, today, I’m very proud to say that I got my very own! He’s small enough to carry around, but big enough to show the individual bones and joints.

His name is Bob. While there were many great name suggestions, like Skully, Skinny, Lefty (his left arm fell off when I picked him up), I’m going to go with Bob for a particular reason. My teacher Theresa Elliott would often say, “Let’s look at Bob”, and then pull out Light on Yoga. I was a little confused at first, as you can imagine. “Who’s Bob?” I finally asked. “Well, B.K.S. Iyengar. B is for Bob, right?” Theresa said slyly.

I laughed really hard then (curse of the Easily Amused), and I smile every time I think of it now. Bob to me is such an endearing name. Even though I’ve never met or studied with Mr. Iyengar, my yoga education is largely from his life’s work, and as I mentioned, Iyengar Yoga is unmistakably my lineage.

What I appreciate about Mr. Iyengar is his geekiness. He tinkered with the poses. He introduced all these yoga gadgets, like blocks and benches and blankets. Who else but a geek would modify his environment to make it more comfortable or conducive to progress? And so, with great reverence, I hereby name my skeleton Bob, in the hope that he inspires me to always keep tinkering and learning about the wonder that is the human body.

Bob the Skeleton buckled up getting ready for his first ride in my car. Safety first!

Bob the Skeleton buckled up getting ready for his first ride in my car. Safety first!

Seattle Yoga News – Monthly Led Practice Class with Theresa Elliott

Theresa Elliott is one of those incredible Senior Yoga Teachers on the same par (if not above) some of the teachers you see at all those Yoga Conferences, and I count myself as a lucky duck for having her in Seattle to call my teacher.

[Warning: bragging about my teacher begins] She is the model for 30 Essential Yoga Poses: For Beginning Students and Their Teachers by Judith Lasater, which received tons of praises, and one reviewer even went as far as saying that Judith ”has written the book she will be remembered for if and when she ever retires from her accomplished teaching career.” And if you have a really keen eye, you might recognize her on the cover of Judith Lasater’s acclaimed book Yoga Body: Anatomy, Kinesiology, and Asana.

Theresa has chosen to lay low and stay local (eat local, teach local). She once told me that this allows her to have established and long term relationships with her students, and it is a joy for her to see how people grow.

She is trained in the Iyengar tradition, but also works very closely with Physical Therapists over the years to adjust the poses to the individual, rather than follow a strict prescription.

You too, can now study with this awesome teacher! Theresa is starting a Monthly Led Practice Class, where you can “follow Theresa in her asana practice as she creates sequences from her 20 years of practice in asana and the movement arts”.  [Okay, I'm done bragging now, for now :) ]

From the Taj Yoga web site:

Monthly Led Practice Class
Selected Friday Mornings: Sept. 18, Oct. 16, Nov. 13, Dec. 11
10:05 am -11:30 am’ish
$15 Drop-in, class card available
Prerequisite: 3 years study with Theresa or by consent. Must be proficient in Sirsasana and Sarvangasana (or alternatives) and have a sense of humor.

This intermediate+ class is in the “follow the leader” format (no adjustments or visual assessments from Theresa) and may include, but not limited to:

  • Standard asana work
  • Pranayama/meditation
  • Research and development
  • Demanding/highly focused repetition or pattern work
  • Music
  • Unusual “postures” and vinyasa
  • Jokes

Alternatives will be offered when needed.

I’ll be there, and hope I’ll see you too!

Seattle Yoga News – George Purvis in Seattle

Iyengar Master Teacher George Purvis is returning to Seattle at Taj Yoga from September 25-27, 2009, including a session for teachers on Friday 9/25. I’ve not met him, so I’m very much looking forward to finally seeing him in action, because from what I’ve heard, he is a hoot to be around.

From Taj Yoga’s site: George Purvis is a long time Iyengar teacher with a non-traditional demeanor. He wears wild shorts, enjoys practical jokes and keeps students on their toes with his off-beat humor and Texas twang.

George has been teaching since 1980, drawing on his exceptional personal practice and years of study with B.K.S. Iyengar. Students will learn impeccable asana technique and gain unconventional insight from this much-loved teacher and devoted practitioner of yoga.

Except for the Saturday morning session when I’ll be teaching at Village Green Yoga in Issaquah, I’ll be at all his other sessions, say hi if you’ll be there too!

Live strong, George!

Live strong, George!

Check out the Yoga Journal interview with George Purvis.

Yoga Styles, According to YogaDawg

Oh YogaDawg, where have you been all my life?

This morning I discovered YogaDawg and literally howled with laughter as I clicked through the Yoga News Archive and Comics. (Ana Brett teaching yoga to Buddha, Patanjali, and Shakti? Why not?)

I totally admire the genius in the Yoga Schools and Styles descriptions, copied, cut, and quoted below for your pleasure. But to get the full effect, you’ll have to check out Yogadawg’s domain itself.

The Nerds … they will eventually pull out and consult their sacred yoga Bible, Right-On Yoga, written by their CYO (Chief Yogic Officer). The Nerds will try hard to figure out just what is needed to get you, their misbehaved sub-routine, to align and output properly.

They will use tape measures, slide rules, sextants, the Global Positioning System, and possibly even a measuring device that uses the decay level of cobalt-52 to measure the positions of the subnuclear particles lurking deep within your pose.

Right-on Yoga. (ha! As a self-described Asian person, I rove, rove this :) ) And I’ll bring not just a GPS but also my mountaineering altimeter to my next Iyengar class, for sure. (And George Purvis thought he was peculiar!)

The JocksFinally, be aware that the Jocks will eventually try to test your loyalty and abilities by asking if you have ever been to Yourpain in India. Don’t acknowledge nor deny. As a new student, this is a dangerous area, so YogaDawg suggests remaining silent or at most, replying with an agitated grunt.

BONUS TIP: Don’t ever, ever go into child’s pose in a Jock yoga class. This will only summon their wrath. You will gain the admiration and respect of the Jocks by pushing yourself to the limit as you try to keep up with them. Bonus points are attainable if you push yourself beyond your abilities to the point of injury.

Yourpain, India, could this be a companion of Mysore, India, Ashtangis?

The EmosIn addition to the online dating service, the Emo ® school has a great online store. Here you will find The Heart ® meditation mat, The Heart ® collection of Yoga towels, The Heart ® yoga tote bag, The Heart ® eye bag and the Heart ® nonslip yoga mat kissed with a scent of pomegranate (known as the love fruit)…You can also order The Heart ® key chain, The Heart ® Buddha, and The Heart ® Heart. These also come in cardiac red with a heart motif on them.

You will find many books published through this school from the Heart ® Press. A sampling of titles are: Unlock your Heart, The Open Heart, The Friendly Heart, Getting more out of your Heart, Pimping your Heart, A Path to the Heart, The Clogged Heart, Avoiding Heart Breaks, Don’t leave your Heart in San Francisco, and No more Heartburn.

Teehee. Hmmm… what other yoga style could make a heart ache with so much heart-to-heart talk? Could it start with an A and end with nusara? (Maybe, just maybe.)

The Crombies - … the Crombie school of yoga has managed to blend all of the things America loves most: a limited set of yoga poses for the attention deficient yogi, sex scandals, copyright litigation, along with hot, sweaty, and half naked bims and bimbos in tropical heat.

Combine this with a swarmy, smelly studio led by a loudmouth, swaggering yoga star swinging a big dick with a couple of radioactive balls and you have a winning formula for yogic success in America.

The beauty of the Crombie school is that there is no need for intelligence, curiosity, or inquiry. Simply turn up the heat, shake, and bake. Place on the center rack at 108 degrees and turn every 5 minutes. With only 26 poses in its feeble copyrighted sequence, there is no need to worry about progressing. Just strap on your Speedo or sports bra with matching spandex shorts and get ready to sweat, slip, and slide to Crombie perfection.

the Crombie school of yoga has managed to blend all of the things America loves most: a limited set of yoga poses for the attention deficient yogi, sex scandals, copyright litigation, along with hot, sweaty, and half naked bims and bimbos in tropical heat. Combine this with a swarmy, smelly studio led by a loudmouth, swaggering yoga star swinging a big dick with a couple of radioactive balls and you have a winning formula for yogic success in America.
The beauty of the Crombie school is that there is no need for intelligence, curiosity, or inquiry. Simply turn up the heat, shake, and bake. Place on the center rack at 108 degrees and turn every 5 minutes. With only 26 poses in its feeble copyrighted sequence, there is no need to worry about progressing. Just strap on your Speedo or sports bra with matching spandex shorts and get ready to sweat, slip, and slide to Crombie perfection.

Radioactive balls – oh, the visual, my eyes! As if the image of Bikram bouncing around (err.. pun intended) in his leopard-print speedos wasn’t enough.

The HippiesAt some point, from the crown of their skulls you might see a serpent peering out at you. The teacher might be wearing a turban or maybe a Fez. On occasion, you will see a Yogi wearing a head band with peace symbols on it. They might also be wearing Turkish garb and occasionally speak in transcended rapture while repeating the mantra, “Groovy,” or “I was at Woodstock.”

If you happen to wander into certain Hippie studios, you may find the teacher wearing hot pants and a halter top. The Hippie school is trying to modernize their image.

Or, you might see the teacher wearing boy shorts underwear suitable for inducing erectile response in addition to Kundalini awakening? ;) Just sayin’!

The Zombies - The Zombie school of Yoga is quite convenient because they have studios located in most of the strip malls across America. While you are buying your morning latte or a burger with fries, you can also sign up for a yoga class without having to leave the comfort of your favorite shopping area.

Some of the advanced training in the Zombie school will teach you to breathe through your brain, extract hemorrhoids with your mind, and explain abnormal credit card purchases to your spouse.

Strip malls. Zombies. Daaaaahn. Braaaaaains. (Is Dahn Yoga just one Tom Cruise away from having its own South Park episode?)

Anyway, thank you, YogaDawg, for your keen sense of humor and light-on descriptions (ha!) I’m looking forward to your future installments of deciphering the world of yoga, one style at a time :) .

“Laughter is the language of the Gods.”
– Buddhist saying